If you’re an adult with your own house and no-one about to burst into your room when you might be busy, there’s always Pornhub.Īmusingly, the two sisters – who you start off with in the fighting stakes, before moving onto other characters – each have a ‘rack rank’ of A. If you’re a teenage boy, you’ll not be spent for a long time. Overall, Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni is fun for a short while, but after that, the risque novelty wears off and I found myself tiring of it. Well, this game could certainly work for him if he fell into those cut-scenes! When I was 14, I had a History teacher called Mr Jackets who kept telling us – and he probably shouldn’t have done – how he wanted to be smothered to death by lots of naked women. It’s amusing to see the girls enthusing about how well-endowed they are. Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni – Battles and Cut-scenes – PC – Melopepo If the girls in these scenes had a huge amount to say, I could understand, but they could easily be truncated. Inbetween the fighting, there’s chatty cut-scenes with a length to rival Michael Bay’s Transformers movies – they just never seem to end.
However, the gameplay is complex, at times, as you try and get used to the slew of new moves it throws at you – in overly-cumbersome combos, but that’s not the biggest problem. On the plus side, it has fast action with lots of crash/bang/wallop all over the place, including directional audio with split-surround effects. The girls in the game are more obsessed with touching each others massive breasts and getting hot ‘n’ heavy than most blokes would expect in such a game. Hmm… it sounds like they’ve got big enough weapons, already. Oh, apparently, it allows them to simultaneously wield the other’s weapon form. On Bhikkhuni Island, they’re infected with the V Virus, a variation of the A Virus, giving them the powers of both an Extar and a Liberator – whatever that means. The two leads are sisters, Rinka and Ranka. Okay, so this may be an experience others have had before – and it’s a while since I’ve got stuck into a fighting game, but I’m normally bashing robot’s heads together, with the only females kicking and punching being those who are properly dressed for it. Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni is a fighter game with a difference – the protagonists are big-boobed females with skimpy skirts and a passion for feeling fruity.
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